Fucking Redneck sonofabitch

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Anyways so there is this asswipe that parks next to me at my apartment building. He has been there as long as I have lived in my current apartment (2 years, 4 before that in another apartment in the same building.) About a year or so ago this retard got the idea in his head that I scuffed the door on his truck. He left me a note stating that if it doesnt come out (buff out) I will have to pay and to learn how to fucking park.

The irony is that I parked before he was there, so not only did I park in my spot before he arrived when he did he parked close to me! But i dont know how to park. Whatever numbnuts.

I met up with him shortly after, but the man that left the threating note wasnt so threatening. Funny how that works, I denied i did it and he said I did. So I asked for proof it was me and surprisingly he had no actual proof. Case closed I thought. Fast forward 1 year, I was leaving for my brothers grad and this fucktard parked his truck so close to me I couldnt get my door open enough to get in. I left him a note asking to please remember other people park around him and if I cant safely open my door then he is obviously parking too close. Thank you.

He responded with a note "Please remember you still dont know how to fucking park, the last time was free the next one wont be." Tough words there, sounds like a threat. Hmmmm contacted the landlord who said hed talk to the guy, i wanted another spot to park in. THe one beside me on the right was open so I would just pull over more and let the moron be happy. THe landord supposedly talked to him and didnt really get much accomplished from what i could tell. But I pulled over leaving a good 3 feet between him and my drivers side I ran into the guy a little while after, he never said anything to me. Id figure somebody so tough and angry would have something to say. Guess not.

Yesterday I arrived home from work to find a blue crapbox parked in the spot I was using to give tardnuts the space he wanted. I had to park really close to this car (it was parked at some dumbass angle with its like this // ) but managed to stay in my spot and not cross into the neighbors.

I knew that this might cause issues but be fucking damned if I am going to park on the street. So I go out later to move my car when I see the blue car has left, and I notice the note maker has left me a gift. "Is it time we met behind the tracks, stay away from my truck."

Ok so again he parks close to me and says stay away from my truck, and meeting behind the tracks I can only assume he wants to act out his favorite homosexual fantasy. Because if this tough guy wanted to scrap he sure as hell wouldnt have turned and walked the other way this morning when I seen him coming out of the building. Fucking pussy, now I am not a fighter and I like to avoid them if possible. However I have several friends who dont share this feeling, so maybe if hes looking for a scrap i can arrange something.

OF course if the faggot wants to meet for some other reason hes on his own.